Author’s Note: Seriously, this fic is a (gah! Redundant!) work of pure fiction. Don’t take this seriously. Wait… That’s a paradox… Bah.

In any case, I wasn’t able to go online last night, crazy tsinitos, and have my mind twisted by… uhh… never mind… This is actually compensation for… something. I forget.

This is a one shot fic. I won’t be doing any updates. Sorry if there are a lot of errors, typographical or grammatical, I was typing this as I went.

Sorry if I butchered the Takumi character, Ito. I was having too much fun with him. Like what Itoshiki said, the author’s current state of mind influences his work.



Disclaimer: I own nothing except for the writing, the style and the text, as well as the supporting characters in Ciel/Cielo, Hazel, Jen and Mark.

The characters Takumi and Akane are owned by Itoshiki. Vulnerable by Secondhand is an existing trademark. I CAN HAZ CHEESEBURGER NAO is a catchphrase popularized by [link].

For more on Akane, please refer to Itoshiki’s The Life of a Hikkikomori.

Special thanks to Mark Santiago, that weird Chinese schoolmate of mine, even though he won’t be able to see this. Oh wait… He has my Writerscafe account… Oh damn. I just ruined the professional disclaimer… Gah… Oh well… It’s not like I’ll get stabbed with a spork if I don’t comply anyways… I don’t even see any rules regarding fics… Imma shut up now. Weird is good…